Hero Concept: Masocow

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Late April Fool's I guess?

(I found an emoji site, beware. https://textfac.es/)

Masocow

(Concept Art: A Cow...)
(Idle Animation: )

   hero

Frontline hero who smacks itself in the face until it dies... but if you got the moo lah, you get the win.

Masocow Quotes:

"Wh-What's it even doing???? WHY?" - Unstable Understudy

"*Smack Smack Smack" - Masocow

"What's it even doing on the battlefield?" - Polemaster

"Hey buddy... need some milk??? You need some COWABUNGA???" - Centaur Of Attention speaks puns as Masocow continues to smack itself in the face.

Tank Hero

Basic Attack: None
Primary: Strength
Trait: Unstable, Heavy

Core Stats Growth per Level:

Stars:
1 star: None
2 star: None
3 star: Strength: 4.0 Agility: 2.5 Intellect: 2.5
4 star: Strength: 6.0 Agility: 3.0 Intellect: 3.0
5 star: Strength: 8.0 Agility: 3.5 Intellect: 3.5

Where to Obtain

• Bazaar Shop

White Skill: "Smackdown"

(Concept Art: Masocow's tail)
(Animation: Keeps smacking itself...)

Continually smacks itself with its tail until it's dead. What a masochistic cow... It deals X physical damage to itself every second. 

BUUUT!
If you spend a low low low low cost of $9.99, after Masocow's death, it revives to kill everyone on screen, but gives the Masocow's user the win. (Anyone remember Mushroom Clown?)

(This skill is passive; can't be deactivated nor activated)

• X = 25 + 5% x max health - 5 x skill level

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Green Skill: "Zephyr Heifer"

(Concept Art: Cow Fart)
(Animation: Farts.)

These are the farts that caused Global Warming! Masocow farts every 3 seconds, knocking back all nearby foes and dealing X magic damage. Heavy foes are knocked back half as far. Guaranteed to knockback foes levels Y or lower.

For a low low low price of $4.99, Masocow's farts will knockback all foes to the beginning and deal 4 times as much damage for one round!

• X = 50 + skill power + 5 x skill level
• Y = Skill Level

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Blue Skill: "Mesmerizing Moos"

(Concept Art: Waves Around A Moo)
(Animation: moo.)

Moos loudly, grabbing the attention of all foes in the vicinity. The next attack from each foe is redirected towards Masocow, and the damage dealt from that attack is reduced by X.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT! If you buy the $7.99 deal, you can unlock the swEET new Masacow that reDUCES THE DAMAGE OF ALL ATTACKS BY oooooooonE HUNDRED PERCENT! 

WHAT A BARGAIN! (≧▽≦)/

• X = 25% + 0.5% x skill level

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Purple Skill: "Why Are You Hitting Yourself?"

(Concept Art: Question Mark)

W-why? For the duration that Masocow is alive, all enemy attacks have their accuracy reduced by X due to the confusive, loud self-inflicting smacks.

BUUUUUUUT!

If you pay a low low price of $14.99, you can get the permanent premium confusion rank Masocow! This masocow reduced the accruacy of all foes by oNE HUNDRED PERCENTTTTTTT! wHAT A DEAL!

• X = 5% + 0.25% x skill level

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Orange (Legendary Skill) Version 1: "Glorifying Pain"

(Concept Art: Healing Smackies)

Each time Masocow smacks itself, the smack has X chance to heal Masocow rather than hurt it.

X = 50% + 0.375% x skill level

Orange (Legendary Skill) Version 2: "Virile Voodoo"

The first enemy to attack Masocow is condemned to take the X damage that is dealt to Masocow (including his self smacks).

• X = 25% + 0.625% x skill level

buuuuuuuT! IF YOU SPEND A LOW PRICE OF $100, YOU'LL GET THE ULTRA RARE ULTIMATE GFHDghdgasfhGADY MASOCOW THAT coNDEMNS EVERYONE hAR HAR HAR (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

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Legendary Quests

Stage 1: “Dr. Idiot” - Sacrifice 1 Glasses of Lenslessness.

Quest Dialogue:

“Quick doc, find out what's wrong with im!” - Roller Warrior

“It keeps on hittin itself right in the face!” - Roller Warrior

"Hmmmmmm, quick, grab me those pair of glasses!" - Dr. Idiot

"But that pair's no good! It has no lenses!" - Roller Warrior

"Doesn't matter! They'll still work!" - Dr. Idiot

"Hell if it works, I'll punch myself right in the noggin." - Roller Warrior

Stage 2: “Money Buys Milk” - Buy the $9.99 deal! Just kidding. Buy 1 Mussel Milk from any shop.

Quest Dialogue:

“Blast, they don't work! I'm outta here!” - Dr. Idiot!

“Oh you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You live up to your darn name, Idiot!” - Roller Warrior

“I'll handle this bugger by meself! I don't need some old idiot doctor to help me!” - Roller Warrior

"Mussel Milk should do the trick!" - Roller Warrior

Stage 3: “Logical Approach” - Do not use Masocow in any mode for 6 consecutive days.

Quest Dialogue:

“Didn't work, darnit.” - Roller Warrior

“I guess I'll let im stay put for a while an' see what happens.” - Roller Warrior

"For about 6 days, at the least." - Roller Warrior

Finished Quest Dialogue:

"Dang, I guess this is all you'll do then! Ugh.... well have fun smacking yourself." - Roller Warrior

"*Smack" - Masocow

I plan to spam hero concepts and more ideas soon (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

(づ￣ ³￣)づ I hope you liked this one though! I'll be glad to take requests!

(please understand that this is a trolly concept and don't bash me (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)